CLASS (from Chicago, The Musical -- lyrics by Fred Ebb)

Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
Class.

Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you"?
And, "How charming"?
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass.
Whatever happened to class?
Class!

CHORUS:
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors.
There ain't no ladies now,
There's only pigs and whores.
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!

Whatever happened to old values?
And fine morals?
And good breeding?
Now, no one even says "oops" when they're
Passing their gas.
Whatever happened to class?
Class...

CHORUS:
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use.
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce.
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
Nobody's got no class!

All you ready about today is rape and theft
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
Nobody's got no class!
Everybody you watch
Has got his brains in his crotch.
Holy crap (Holy crap)
What a shame (What a shame)
What became of class?