And Now, From ... Um, WAYYYY Off Broadway ...
It's the Ass-statics!

Meeting Of The 'Cliffhanger Haters' Club
YMCA employees Courtney and Brandon explain the
fine points of climbing and why Cliffhanger sucked

We're Not Afraid Of No Stinkin' Lightning
The climbing crew smiles for the camera.
Except for the part about the climbing.